JonDeeCoBearSightings
July 2011 Sightings:
The Bear is engaged in tense negotiations w Boston Animal Control, claiming that as a bruin he has a right to be at Logan Airport. 30 July 2011
June 2011 Sightings:
Bear sighted shoplifting armloads of Honey Grahams from Piggly Wiggly in Rolla, MO 3:31pm 30 June 2011
Bear spotted terrorizing children at a campground near Meramac Caverns. 5:07pm 30 June 2011
The Bear's former ringmaster showed up at Off Broadway last night. The Bear was overcome with emotion and suggested they meet in a neutral location, the St. Louis Arch. The last sighting was the Bear on top of the Arch, no further details are known at this time. 9:57am 1 July 2011
Update: The Bear had an emotional reunion with his former ringmaster, whom he'd known as a cub in the circus when the Bear was forced to wear a a fez and ride a unicycle. The Bear has mixed emotions b/c the ringmaster has since renounced his circus ways and has become an animal activist. The Bear is pondering this with cigarettes that bystanders gave him underneath the Arch. 10: 19am 1 July 2011
Bear lolling in backyard children's pool in St. Louis suburb. 12:18pm 2 July 2011
Bear now next door to previous location cuz neighbors have a SlipnSlide. 12:23pm 2 July 2011
Bear last seen miming at Laumeier Sculpture Park in St. Louis. 3:30pm 2 July 2011
Bear spotted at Starbucks on I-70 en route to Chicago arguing with teenage barista about Salmon Frappucino. 10:30am 3 July 2011
Bear headed for Berwyn...which is an Olde English contraction of "Bear-Wine," a wine made from wild grapes known as "Mustang" or "Bear" grapes. 12:44pm 3 July 2011
JonDeeCoBearSightings: Bear asked to leave by Animal Control after he spent 2 hrs pacing back and forth in front of Mike Ditka's home, shouting for Ditka to "come out and fight like a bear." 10: 13am 4 July 2011
JonDeeCoBearSightings: Bear spotted in Madison, WI backyard beneath a large Willow tree, you know, ponderin stuff. 10: 46pm 4 July 2011
JonDeeCoBearSightings: Bear loitering suspiciously at Madison Whole Foods seafood counter.11:51am 5 July 2011
JonDeeCoBearSightings: Last seen as part of an exhibition at the Nelson-Atkins in K.C., reading old K.C. Star clips by Hemingway from 1918. Rumor has it that he'll be at Knuckleheads later tonight. 12:19pm 9 July 2011